The+Little+Noun+Who+Called+Wolf+(noun)

There once was a little noun that called wolf. The story takes place millions of years ago when the world was no longer reality. Instead thousands of fairytale creatures walked and lived on the Earth, and our story lies with the diabolical noun. This noun had a knack for teasing. He used his many names and images to his advantage. See noun could make himself be any thing, person, place, or idea he wanted to be. This was very useful to a noun that liked to scare, trick, and tease people.

One day he decided to scare his brother. He transformed himself in to a bright red fire truck, which is possible because a fire truck is a thing. Ha ha, he giggled to himself as his small little innocent brother spotted him on the floor. The boy, oblivious to his brother's plan, went right along and picked up the fire truck. When he picked it up it transformed into a snake, the boys worst fear. The color in the boy’s face dropped, and he screamed like he had never screamed before. The snake, or noun, went slithering to the floor laughing.

Another day Noun decided to make someone angry. He went to his neighbor’s house and transformed into the South Pole. When the neighbor walked by she would see an iceberg in the South Pole as her house. This was sure to make her angry, which was the noun’s plan. Within a few moments the little old lady came skipping up jolly and happy. At first she didn’t notice that her house was an iceberg, but then the cold hit her. She absolutely FREAKED! She left stomping and screaming to head off to the police, and the little noun un-did his transformation laughing.

On Friday, the little noun’s favorite day of the week, Noun decided to attack the mayor as a dog. Of course in Noun’s mind this was a perfect plan for the day, but what he didn’t know was that the mayor was also a noun. So here noun goes walking over to the Mayors thinking he was all clever and not when a wolf jumps out at him. He runs through the street yelling, “Wolf! Wolf!” In fairy tale times the wolf is the scariest and most ferocious creature. Noun ran and ran, but in the mist of his running he tripped on a stick lying in the road. The wolf stepped near him, practically on top of him and said, “You deserve this bad little noun.”

From that day on little noun has been the perfect place, thing, or idea.



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