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There once was a girl named Dora. She was a normal animated girl, with a normal monkey that wore yellow boots, having adventures in a normal colorful animated land, were everyone spoke normal animated spanglish. It was a Friday morning. They were done shooting for the day and Dora and Boots were sitting in there star chairs eating donuts. They were having a conversation about Diego. Dora and Boots both agree that it is stupid how they have to pretend to be cousins on the show. They also both agreed that Diego is really a stuck up brat and they make him look so perfect and nice on TV. The producers of Go Diego Go make him look nice on show when really he is completely fake.

However Diego was hiding behind the curtain listening to every word. Their words hurt at first but then rage overcame him. He wanted revenge. He was going to get revenge. Now only to create a plan. Diego slowly slunk away to his secret lair.

The next day Dora slowly awoke. She got up and went to go brush her animated teeth with her cartoon tooth brush. After finishing getting ready for the day,s episode she walked down stairs. "Where is boots?" she thought, "Normally I would see him by now." She looked at the animated table and saw and animated note. Here is what it said.

Dear Dora my fake cousin,

I hate you. I heard what you said yesterday and you made me mad. As revenge I have kidnapped your little pet and hidden him on Noun Mountain. So there. If you don't get here by the end of the day I cover him in peanut butter and watch him suffer. (Dora gasped, Boot was allergic to peanut butter! He would turn green and blow up twice his size!) When you come bring the magic scepter. Or else.

Your fake cousin/enemy, Diego the great.

It was time for evasive action.